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Hiya peeps!
My name is Toro, and I am a six month old Maltese.
I like sleeping on mummy`s lap, biting her Calculus textbook, and belly rubs. I also like to look out of windows occasionally, just watching cars pass by.
I’m a super picky eater, and it drives my mummy insane. Let me elaborate. I love chicken, cheese, carrots (the only vegetable i will eat) and spaghetti. I like salmon, but only once a week. & i refuse to touch my kibble, unless my mummy bounces it and throws it across the room. I will also pretend to eat blueberries, but actually mischievously plant them around the house so that a fellow family member will step on one (hopefully they aren’t wearing socks).
I like my chewy toys, especially my bear. I also like to burst into a sudden sprint and run around the house, while smashing into walls. While doing so, I get very excited and sometimes reverse sneeze, this is the process where I make a honking/choking sound for a minute that scares the crap out of mummy.
I recently learned to go up & down the stairs ( a very frightening process), and now I run up the stairs when I hear “Toro, it’s bath time” and make mummy chase me (I go under the bed and watch her struggle until she gets angry).
I ALSO LEARNED HOW TO PEE AND POOP ON THE PEEPAD a few days ago! I get cheese if I go to the right place; which is exactly why I pee a teensy bit sometimes just for a treat.
I’m terrified of balloons and basements too. I also don`t like it when mummy goes to the bathroom and closes the door. I will aggravate her with my constant scratching/whimpering.
Nice to meet you all. =]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzg6bOsm51qeu731o1_500.jpg)
Hiya peeps!
My name is Toro, and I am a six month old Maltese.
I like sleeping on mummy`s lap, biting her Calculus textbook, and belly rubs. I also like to look out of windows occasionally, just watching cars pass by.
I’m a super picky eater, and it drives my mummy insane. Let me elaborate. I love chicken, cheese, carrots (the only vegetable i will eat) and spaghetti. I like salmon, but only once a week. & i refuse to touch my kibble, unless my mummy bounces it and throws it across the room. I will also pretend to eat blueberries, but actually mischievously plant them around the house so that a fellow family member will step on one (hopefully they aren’t wearing socks).
I like my chewy toys, especially my bear. I also like to burst into a sudden sprint and run around the house, while smashing into walls. While doing so, I get very excited and sometimes reverse sneeze, this is the process where I make a honking/choking sound for a minute that scares the crap out of mummy.
I recently learned to go up & down the stairs ( a very frightening process), and now I run up the stairs when I hear “Toro, it’s bath time” and make mummy chase me (I go under the bed and watch her struggle until she gets angry).
I ALSO LEARNED HOW TO PEE AND POOP ON THE PEEPAD a few days ago! I get cheese if I go to the right place; which is exactly why I pee a teensy bit sometimes just for a treat.
I’m terrified of balloons and basements too. I also don`t like it when mummy goes to the bathroom and closes the door. I will aggravate her with my constant scratching/whimpering.
Nice to meet you all. =]
(Source: crystalmaa)
Hiya peeps!
My name is Toro, and I am a six month old Maltese.
I like sleeping on mummy`s lap, biting her Calculus textbook, and belly rubs. I also like to look out of windows occasionally, just watching cars pass by.
I’m a super picky eater, and it drives my mummy insane. Let me elaborate. I love chicken, cheese, carrots (the only vegetable i will eat) and spaghetti. I like salmon, but only once a week. & i refuse to touch my kibble, unless my mummy bounces it and throws it across the room. I will also pretend to eat blueberries, but actually mischievously plant them around the house so that a fellow family member will step on one (hopefully they aren’t wearing socks).
I like my chewy toys, especially my bear. I also like to burst into a sudden sprint and run around the house, while smashing into walls. While doing so, I get very excited and sometimes reverse sneeze, this is the process where I make a honking/choking sound for a minute that scares the crap out of mummy.
I recently learned to go up & down the stairs ( a very frightening process), and now I run up the stairs when I hear “Toro, it’s bath time” and make mummy chase me (I go under the bed and watch her struggle until she gets angry).
I ALSO LEARNED HOW TO PEE AND POOP ON THE PEEPAD a few days ago! I get cheese if I go to the right place; which is exactly why I pee a teensy bit sometimes just for a treat.
I’m terrified of balloons and basements too. I also don`t like it when mummy goes to the bathroom and closes the door. I will aggravate her with my constant scratching/whimpering.
Nice to meet you all. =]
(Source: crystalmaa)
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